I Love Retirement

The other day I went downtown to run a few errands.
I went to the local coffee shop for a snack. I was only there for about 5 minutes,
and when I came out, there was this cop writing out a parking ticket.

I said to him, 'Come on man, how about giving a retired person a break?'

He ignored me and continued writing the ticket.

His insensitivity annoyed me, so I called him a 'Nazi.'
He glared at me and then wrote out another ticket for having
worn tires. So I proceeded to call him a doughnut eating Gestapo.'

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield
with the first one. Then he wrote a third ticket when I
called him a moron in blue.

This went on for about 20 minutes. The more I talked back to him the more tickets he wrote.

Personally, I really didn't care. I came downtown on
the bus and the car that he was putting the tickets on had
one of those bumper stickers that said, 'Obama in 08.'

I try to have a little fun each day now that I'm retired.
The doctor tells me that it's important for my health.