A Berkeley, an MIT, and a Chicago professor were in an airplane that crashed. They're up in heaven, and God is sitting on the great white throne. God addresses the Berkeley professor first: "What do you believe in?"
The Berkeley professor replies, "Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people's pain."
God thinks for a second and says "Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left."
God then addresses the MIT professor: "What do you believe in?"
The MIT professor replies, "Well, I believe technology is the greatest boon to man. We can eliminate disease, poverty, suffering, and make mother Earth a paradise for all to enjoy."
God thinks for a second and says: "Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right."
God then address the Chicago professor. "What do you believe?"
"I believe you're in my chair."
